Okay. firstly, I have never even spoken one word to him, nor him to me. Then he emails me out of nowhere. Some of these aren't in order though...but they mostle=y are
D: will you go with me to homecoming? i really like you.
D: You never answered
my last message? if you don't know yet it's all right. but just think
about it for a while. it would be awesome if you wanted to go to
homecoming with me
Z: What the hell? You've never even spoken to me!!!! NO!!!
D: call me to give me your answer. you have my number still right?
Z:Are you serious?! My answer is NO!!! And I never even had your number in the first place!!!!!
D: Who is rachal streik? is she the red head i liked before you? Don't worry i don't like her anymore, so don't be jealous. she does have nice body though and so does julia kim
Z: OKAY, FOR THE LAST FUNKING TIME, I AM NOT GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH
YOU!!! I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, AND NOW YOU'RE JUST
BEING CREEPY!!!! LEAVE ME THE FUNK ALONE!!! I'M ALREADY GOING WITH
SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAYS!!!!
D: Hope this is romantic.
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
--poem i found
Call me! i can prove to you i am a real man
Zoe is a the name of beaughty the song of my heart forever the charmed bare angels will sing!
please give me another chance.
and what color is your dress so i can match my tie with it and get your corsage.
and then Danny comes in...
Danny: Heya, man, I don't have the slightest idea what it is you're trying to
do or why, but Zoe (and for that matter, both Rachels, Casey,
'Justine', and whoever else you have this sick little obsession over)
isn't remotely interested in you, and most have gotten to the point
where they're just disgusted. You're way over the top, man. I mean,
she's never going to go to Homecoming with you, she doesn't want the
poems, baking a cake would just scare everyone, and if you meet her at
homecoming, about ten to fifteen angry Stafford kids will be on your
back in an instant. Do your parents even know you're doing this? What
would they say?
You're already the laughingstock of all the
Stafford CGSers, and if you keep this up it'll spread to the other
schools, including yours - and while I have no clue of your popularity,
it can't be too high if you do this, and the same goes for your self
esteem. Stop stalking her (and us!), stop the e-mails, cut the plans to
come to homecoming, just let it all drop, because the more you try to
do the worse it makes it for you, dude.
Darion: Do you know if Justin is a girl or a guy? I am over Zoe and Rachel.
I hate cacie she always ruins everything for me i don't know why you
guys even listen to her all she does is try to take away everything
from me and would you really let her do that. and I am going to
homecoming with my friends sister from stafferd so sorry no thanks but
I do not want to go with you, I am not gay.
and then:
who are you? are you zoe's brother trying to protect her or something?
i am not scared of you, just the boogey monster.
To which the replay was:
Danny: I'm the guy going to homecoming with her ^.^
Justin
is a GUY. We believe Casey because she's our FRIEND. I gotta be honest,
this is the dumbest joke I've ever seen. You're a Govvie Schooler, you
have to get the social repurcussions for acting like this, right? Is it
just that your only social interaction comes from your pet goldfish or
something?
he emailed my friend Katie:
D: Hey Katherine can you tell me who she is going with? I want to know if he is
hotter then me. I think we are a better couple either way
and I eventually got this:
My mom told me to write you an apology letter.
I am sorry for asking you to homecoming too many times, I was unaware that you were uninterested but can we still be friends?
Your hair is really hot.
Subject: creeper kid emails 
